Spy nabbed

UPS-New York

Authorities today announced that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, has been arrested and charged with spying. Ahmadinejad, in New York attending a meeting of the United Nations General Assembly, apparently stepped off the sidewalk in front of the UN onto 1st Ave. and was immediately seized by secret service agents.  Different authorities, not the ones who made the announcement, charged that Ahmadinejad was apparently attempting to observe ferry traffic on the East River.  Spying is a bad thing, so Ahmadinejad could be held in jail for two years, tried by a jury of Jewish merchants and, if found guilty, given up to eight years in prison. The ACLU has filed a protest, claiming violation of civil rights.